OOPS! Sorry About That...
Those online card people keep jumping in!
And here's what is scary:
All but three of those guarantees appear all the time
on credit card offers for young people.
Take a look at them again, and tell me which three guarantees don't appear on credit card ads:
Guarantees:
- Zero Percent!*
- Free Airline Tickets!**
- Earn Money!*+*
- Free Postcard Option!*+*+
- No Annual Fee!*****
- Free Rewards!*+**+*
- Free Bonus Points!*****+++**
- Redeem Up To $5000 On Your Next Vehicle!*++****++**
- We Send You Two Cards, Not One!*+++**^^**+++**
- Up To $1Million In Travel Accident Services!#*+++**^^**+++**#
- Guaranteed Date With The Person Of Your Dreams!#*+++**^^**+++**#
- Guaranteed Lifetime Of Financial Prosperity!#*+++**^^**+++**#
- Guaranteed Lifetime Of Happiness!#*+++**^^**+++**#
Ready?