Here`s The Three "Guarantees" Credit Card Companies Don't Offer:
- Guaranteed Date With The Person Of Your Dreams!#*+++**^^**+++**#
- Guaranteed Lifetime Of Financial Prosperity!#*+++**^^**+++**#
- Guaranteed Lifetime Of Happiness!#*+++**^^**+++**#
BUT, GUESS WHAT: THEY COULD OFFER THOSE THREE GUARANTEES, TOO, AND IT WOULD MEAN NOTHING!
"Guarantees" usually aren't worth much when it comes to credit cards.
- All they have to do is put one or all of these after it: ***1*++**
- All they have to do is use the words "up to..."
That's all they have to do to make all their guarantees virtually worthless.
Take a look at all that ***1*++**!!!!